Here's a funny

My sister-in-law, Julie, sent me this and I thought I'd share. Only because I don't often laugh out loud at e-mails and this one hit my funny bone:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”